is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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