margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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