I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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