RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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