i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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