im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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