What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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