Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
don't judge my taste in strippers
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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