The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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