Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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