He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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