Don't you send me to vm
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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