He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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