Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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