He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.