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• (707): View more from California

  Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.

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• (876): View more from Jamaica

  After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will be naked everywhere

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐

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