like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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