And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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