I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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