So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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