Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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