Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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