Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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