he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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