My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right