The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.