Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I had to cum in my sink.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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