I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos