Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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