The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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