you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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