I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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