Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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