I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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