***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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