i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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