Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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