Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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