My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
