After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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