don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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