You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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