i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I believe in your delicious
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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