i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Your topless pictures make me question reality
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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