...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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