I must be too annoying 4 u.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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