It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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