the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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