he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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