In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I want to be your penis for a week.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Randomize
