Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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