If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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