Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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