Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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