I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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