I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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