So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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