I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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